"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" Herman's Hermits

"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"  The Bee Gees

"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"  Bobby Darin

"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"  Ringo Starr

"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE" Roberta Flack

"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"  Johnny Nash

"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"  Paul Simon

"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM" Commodores

"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"  Marvin Gaye

"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"  Procol Harem

"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"  Leo Sayer

"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"  The Temptations

"DENTURE QUEEN"  ABBA

"HEARTBREAK HOSPICE"   Elvis

"LIKE A KIDNEY STONE"   Dylan

"WE WERE THE CHAMPIONS"  Queen

"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY MEDS"  Beatles

"LIMPAROUND SUE" Dion

"LIMPING-JACK FLASH"  The Rolling Stones

"KNOCK THREE TIMES ON THE CEILING IF YOU HEAR ME FALL"  Tony Orlando

"I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME SNORE"   Helen Reddy

"ON THE THRONE AGAIN"  Willie Nelson

"PINK CATARACT"  John Prine

"ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH (FIBER)"  John Denver

"IT'S MY PROCEDURE AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO"   Lesley Gore